August 25, 2009

The usual conversation…

Mark vs. Joanna

M: How are you feeling right now?

J: Ok, my only form of transportation is moving around on rolly chairs.

M: Lol thats awesome!

J: Yeah it’s annoying though, I can’t get anywhere *waves arms in frustration*

M: Calm down! You’ll hurt something/someone

M: What does the scar look like? (if you don’t mind me asking)

J: Well I’d like to say its something like a heart or some cute shit like that but really its a bunch of blood vessels swelling from internal bleeding somewhat resembling an “s” shape.

M: Sexy. No wait, the other thing. Disgusting.

J: Only a boy would have that freudian slip about a scar

M: Well only a girl would trip on the sidewalk :-)

J: Well only a hard core runner would keep going after they were hurt…

M: A hard core runner would be minding her surroundings.

J: … for four more miles.

M: …

J: I think I win.

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